On Facebook, I mentioned that I wished I had a May Pole to dance around.
A few of my lovely pervs friends asked "What kind of pole?". My pal Gayle Trent, however, had the perfect solution (see below):
It's one of my favorite songs from the 80s (we just listened to it the other day), but can you believe this is the first time I've actually seen the video? Chalk it up to growing up in a house without MTV...